QOD

Pharaoh: We both worship the same God, so what’s the big deal?

Moses: Oh, good point. Never mind about that Exodus thingy.

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I laughed.

on Politics

I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grows up. She said she wanted to be President some day.

Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there, so I asked her, "If you were President what would be the first thing you would do? " She replied, "I'd give food and houses to all the homeless people." Her parents beamed.

'Wow...what a worthy goal." I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that.. You can come over to my house and mow the lawn, pull weeds, and rake my yard, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house. "

She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?"

I said, "Welcome to the Libertarian Party."

Her parents still aren't speaking to me.

Source

Break.

It is time to take a break from the board games and such.

QOD

"Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once." -- Evan Esar

Wayne

Today, I paused from my daily walk to work to talk to a brother in Christ.

I sat with him for half an hour while people walked by.

He seeks to dwell in His presence the entire day, immersing himself in His word.

He is richer than many who walked by.