Dumb it down for me.

I swear, I have lost all ability to communicate in a way that demonstrates even a remote possibility of intelligence. I love analyzing things, turning them over in my head, prodding at the event/situation/idea/object in question like a child who's discovered that a magnifying glass can be used as a lazer beam of massive destruction. BUT!!!...when I open my mouth, no words that stir the soul rush out; no light reveals unexplored caves of ideas; no thoughts beckon one to stop and mull over such pondering....RATHER!!! I would say a single word that would summarize my thoughts and feelings... and I think if you know me in person, you would be very used to such words.

Thank God, that anytime there is something important to be said... God arms me with the knowledge and the timing to say what needs to be said. So it is okay if I say something stupid and embarrass myself (usually) needlessly. Because, God allows me to be clutch when I need to be.

On a side note: Today is Steak and BJ day. Awkward. Although, I do support the idea of male version of Valentine's day, (it's only fair ladies), I would appreciate one that could be universally experienced by married couples and those that are only dating. :)