Haircut

A conversation with my hairdresser:

Hairdresser: So where do you live?
Me: Oh, I live by Square One.
Hairdresser: Around Mavis?
Me: Yeah, been there for a while...twenty years now.
Hairdresser: Wow, so you must have moved in there when you were in high school?
Me: .... no...more like when I was a toddler.