Quotables

I think there is a curse on the leadership of Zoe. I am dead serious.

Awkward sayings of the night:

Scene: Over dinner at Congee Wong's with Pat, Eleasa, Selina, Tammy, Esther, Felix, Richard.

Tammy: I just started work as a pharmacist.
Richard: Really? Do you think you could hook us up with free drugs?
Tammy: I don't know...what are you offering?
Richard: I can offer you free children.
*Laughter*
Tammy: *incredulously* You're giving away kids? What...are you a teacher?
Richard: No... I work for the government.
*More laughter*

Tammy: I am going to Las Vegas.
Felix: We should go to Las Vegas.
Eleasa: Yeah, Las Vegas Road Trip.
Felix: We can count cards like in 21.
Richard: ...or we could get married... *Looks at Felix* ...not to each other.
*Awkward pause...and laughter*

So I'm going to practice speaking less.