Dear Theophilus,

No one has attempted to undertake a drawing of the account of the things that have been fulfilled among us, seeing as there are only two eyewitnesses beyond myself of this happening. Therefore, I myself have carefully investigated everything from the beginning, it seemed good also to me to write an orderly account for you, so that you may know the certainty of the things that have happened over this past weekend.

In the morning, two disciples made their way to MCAC. They discussed many things including zombies, girls, and Jesus. The two lifted up prayers in the prayer room before playing volleyball with Emmanuel. The setting up of the volleyball net proved to be a challenge for the gathered believers. But, hope prevailed and after a brief warm-up period, everyone played volleyball.

The believers then gathered for a meal for pho. One of the disciples, Kevin Yee, a man filled with God's grace and power, declared his intention to buy office clothes. Kelly Chan, a dealer in purple cloth and worshiper of God, and I would take part in his adventures. The three ventured to Mordor to toss the ring into its hellish fires. The three drove to Orfus road, which turned out to be not that great. After an hour, the three decided to go to Vaughan, where Kevin found a shirt.

It was decided that everone would congregate at the home of Vicki, who can explain the way of God more adequately. These were the members in attendance: Eleasa, always doing good and helping the poor. Kat, lovely in form and features [side note: I hope by now you realize that I am making references to characters in the Bible. | side note II: Also, there aren't that many women in the bible, so gimme a break. Kat is the least likely to read this, and make it awkward.] Kevin Leung, a good man, full of the Holy Spirit and faith. The group engaged in games of Pooh bag, Monopoly, and Life with each taking their own leave as the night wore on.

The next day, the disciples went to MCAC and Pastor Simon raised his voice and addressed the crowd: 1 Peter 3:15,16! Sunday School was led by Paul Wan, circumcised on the eighth day, of the people of Israel, of the tribe of Benjamin, a Hebrew of Hebrews; in regard to the law, a Pharisee; as for zeal, persecuting the church; as for legalistic righteousness, faultless. (But, he counts that as a loss now in comparison to knowing Christ.) He spoke on the Great Commission, and making disciples.

Richard and Kevin Yee, then felt it prudent to ditch the member's meeting and have lunch with family. This is where this account ends. I hope to address some of the other happenings in future writings. Peace and Grace.