Monday, July 14, 2008

Mission Successful

Mooky: This is dispatch, kelligirl please respond.
Kelligirl: Roger that, 10-4, Affirmative.
Mooky: Kelligirl, target is on your 3 o' clock.
Kelligirl: Umm... target is playing your DS Lite.
Mooky: Consider target extremely dangerous. Approach with caution.
Kelligirl: Target is exclaiming "Bulgogi! Bulgogi! Bulgogi!". Please advise.
Mooky: For the rest of mission duration, target will go by callsign, Bulgogi.
Kelligirl: Roger that.
Mooky: Mission parameters include inducing laughter out of target, Bulgogi.
Kelligirl: Affirmative, engaging target.

At which point, Bulgogi starts laughing uncontrollably, causing Mooky and Kelligirl to lose their composure.

Kelligirl: Mooky, target is directly behind you!
Mooky: Ah! My position has been compromised!

More laughter.

Mooky: Kelligirl, your new mission is to identify the tail following our vehicle, Red Rocket.
Kelligirl: Roger, disengaging seat belt now.
Mooky: Have you determined the tail?
Kelligirl: Negative, it's too dark!
Mooky: Alright, return to base. The mission is over.

Bulgogi starts laughing. Mooky turns around. Kelligirl is struggling to get her seatbelt back on.

Kelligirl: Help! My position has been compromised!
Mooky: .....Don't worry, reinforcements are on the way.

Mooky reaches back and snaps Kelligirl's seat belt back on.

Oh, the joys of the two way radio. And yes, Bulgogi is a pokemon.

1 comment:

:: k e l l y :: said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
:D good times mookie!